Archive for the 'Humor Stuff' Category

Lizard Induced Schoolgirl Screams

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am
generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house
and goes number one on the fence, fine no problem. Squirrels
gather near the gate and perform acts sexual in nature, no big
deal. But if there is one thing you do not do…It’s lunging […]

A Dog’s Guide To… Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking

Monday, March 31st, 2008

I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you’re Amber and Terry, you’re going to do NOTHING about it. Ain’t nobody going to silence the Rubinman, you know what I’m sayin’? If you’re NOT Amber and Terry, though (i.e. you’re smart) and you […]

A Sunday jog in the parklands

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

A Sunday jog in the parklands
After a week of stress and an equally stressful weekend,
there’s nothing I like better than a nice quiet jog in the woods
to get back to nature and burn off a box of Cheeze-Its. The
family had headed off to morning mass leaving me to enjoy the
solace and peace of the household […]

Figs! - Where Are They?

Monday, March 17th, 2008

I’ve had a hankering for fresh figs lately. What is surprising is that I have not thought about fresh figs for a long time. They have such a remarkable texture and taste. But where are they?
I have been to a number of supermarkets and asked the produce manager about figs. They looked at me as […]